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- Humor for Educators -
Copyright 2001 by John P. Wood for Learning Laffs. No Reproduction without permission.
NEW CHILDREN'S BOOKS ABOUT SCHOOL
Where the Wild Things Went
A group of unruly students disappears while on a field trip.
I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Lie
A teacher accepts a student's fantastic homework excuse.
Mad in Line
Students with fake French accents rebel against having to line up every day.
Henny, Penny, and Lenny
Three students are convinced that the sky is falling after they are hit in the head by falling plaster in their deteriorating school building.
Whiney the Pooh
A student spends the entire afternoon at school complaining that his mother did not pack enough honey in his lunch.
Little Red Hiding Hood
A teacher confronts a student about her habit of pulling her jacket hood over her head to avoid having to answer questions in class.
The Very Hungry Carpetspiller
A student's wild cracker eating frenzy results in his 57th snack time juice spill on the classroom carpet.
If You Give a Mouse a Rookie
A first-year teacher is run ragged by a mouse's constant requests.
Stellalunatic
A student spends the entire day at school upside down and sound asleep.
The Cat in the Hat is in Big Trouble
A rebellious boy refuses to comply with the new hat ban at Franklin Middle School.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Average Day
Teacher Alexander Potkin survives another day at school.
Where the Sidetalk Ends
A magical voyage to a school where students listen to the teacher instead of talking to each other.
The Polar Expression
A second grade teacher has a disapproving look that is so cold it freezes students in their tracks.
Lyle, Lyle, Crock-o-dial
Lyle brings his father's cellular phone to school and spends the entire day making phone calls.
The Runaway Buddy
Buddy tells his teacher that he is going to run away from school. "Then I'll turn into the office and fill out a truancy report on you." his teacher replies.
Harold and the Purple Rayon
Harold's purple rayon skirt violates the school's dress code.
The Three Billy Goats Group
Three billy goats join the "School Bully Victim Support Group" to process their anger about the whole troll thing.
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