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- Humor for Educators -
Copyright 2001 by John P. Wood for Learning Laffs. No Reproduction without permission.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT
GETTING ENOUGH EXERCISE
10. They get winded raising their hands for attendance.
9. The last three students to request the hall pass never made it through the doorway.
8. Every time you have the students pass their papers forward, someone dislocates a shoulder.
7. They all use pens because no one can crank the pencil sharpener.
6. To send students to the principal's office you have to push them down the hall on the overhead projector cart.
5. When you let them out of their desks to move around, they all migrate to the darkest corner of the room and lie down.
4. It takes ten minutes for the "volunteer" to make it from his desk to the chalkboard.
3. You can't assign homework because they are unable to carry anything home.
2. Every morning, when you have them stand for the flag salute, someone passes out.
1. For the third time this week, a student has blown out a knee fidgeting.
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