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- Humor for Educators -
Copyright 2001 by John P. Wood for Learning Laffs. No Reproduction without permission.
TOP 12 SIGNS THAT YOUR STUDENTS WATCH TOO MUCH TELEVISION
12. They keep asking you when the big chase scene will begin.
11. To support decisions on controversial issues, they cite evidence from Oprah, Sally, Ricki, Jerry, and Montel.
10. When the power went out in the school during your lecture on the Dark Ages they told you that they really liked your special effects.
9. They are convinced you only conduct tests in order to comply with FCC regulations.
8. They think your class is boring because it's only "TV-G."
7. They can't tell when you're joking because there's no laugh track.
6. They bring their remote controls to class and furiously push buttons when you lecture.
5. They keep bugging you to tape your class for America's Funniest Videos.
4. They complain that the volume on the overhead projector is set so low that they can't hear a thing.
3. During individual work time you can hear 14 different commercial jingles being hummed.
2. They expect you to do something special in class for the February sweeps period.
1. They keep asking you if your class is real or if it's a dramatic re-creation.
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